“ DOs & DON’Ts—The 30 rule
When men turn 30, they can no longer wear kooky clothes. That means no more weird Nikes. It also means no more hair dyeing of any kind, no more shorts (ever), and no more collarless shirts. The most casual you are allowed on a hot day is: white pants, Chucks, and a polo. Your ultimate goal as a 30+ is to look like Cassavetes in Rosemary’s Baby. Women over 30 have to give up knee-high socks, pigtails, and shirts with cartoons on them. Basically, anything girlie. Besides that, you can do whatever you want. There are more rules for men than women over 30 because that is the age when men have to go from being attractive to being providers. Women are always supposed to at least try to be attractive.
When men turn 30, they can no longer wear kooky clothes. That means no more weird Nikes. It also means no more hair dyeing of any kind, no more shorts (ever), and no more collarless shirts. The most casual you are allowed on a hot day is: white pants, Chucks, and a polo. Your ultimate goal as a 30+ is to look like Cassavetes in Rosemary’s Baby. Women over 30 have to give up knee-high socks, pigtails, and shirts with cartoons on them. Basically, anything girlie. Besides that, you can do whatever you want. There are more rules for men than women over 30 because that is the age when men have to go from being attractive to being providers. Women are always supposed to at least try to be attractive.
